Wannabe Ginger

gemiblu:

wwhatevver-ampora:

I can’t stop laughing omfg.

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

HE JUST

MISSES

AND I JUST

YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP

(Source: funnycutegifs, via hellomynameiswash)

(Source: sizvideos, via bananasavanna)

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(via hellomynameiswash)

“Bad news, Harry. I’ve just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er – got a bit shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch on it first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me … you’d think I’d said something terrible.”
— Oliver Wood, Prisoner of Azkaban (via remusmoopin)

(Source: remusloopin, via hellomynameiswash)

(Source: aclashofcaps)

stardust-rain:

dollygale:

brandx:

dorianthewellendowed:

jimmyfury:

zarabithia:

queerhawkeye:

beanarie:

Yeeeees? And?

I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary.

LOL.
Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment.

Not mayo on white bread.


#Not a show where women are punchlines?#Not a show where women are reduced to sexy plot devices or bitches?#Not a show with only 1 poc regular cast member despite the series taking place in one of the most culturally diverse cities#in the english speaking world?#OH NO#OH GOSH HOW TERRIBLE.


Not a show helmed by a dude so racist he regurgitates Yellow Peril conspiracy theories circa 1898.
Not a show that reduces WOC to antagonistic shrews/wilting lotus flowers but rather casts a WOC in the lead to totally pwn a white British supervillain that tries to reduce her to a ‘mascot’
Not a show that constantly queerbaits its viewers and mocks them for daring to interpret the characters as anything other than cishet men.

a show featuring 100% canon trans and gay characters that handles them like real human beings a show that turns misogynistic tropes on their heads a show that calls its white male protagonists out on his shita show with an adaptation of sherlock who praises women a show with flawless writing that showcases how women actually actdo i really need to go on

not a show that features orientalist ~chinese music~ every time joan watson is on screen
not a show that fetishizes lesbian women and has them fall for the straight white man

stardust-rain:

dollygale:

brandx:

dorianthewellendowed:

jimmyfury:

zarabithia:

queerhawkeye:

beanarie:

Yeeeees? And?

I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary.

LOL.

Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment.

Not mayo on white bread.

Not a show helmed by a dude so racist he regurgitates Yellow Peril conspiracy theories circa 1898.

Not a show that reduces WOC to antagonistic shrews/wilting lotus flowers but rather casts a WOC in the lead to totally pwn a white British supervillain that tries to reduce her to a ‘mascot’

Not a show that constantly queerbaits its viewers and mocks them for daring to interpret the characters as anything other than cishet men.

a show featuring 100% canon trans and gay characters that handles them like real human beings
a show that turns misogynistic tropes on their heads
a show that calls its white male protagonists out on his shit
a show with an adaptation of sherlock who praises women
a show with flawless writing that showcases how women actually act
do i really need to go on

not a show that features orientalist ~chinese music~ every time joan watson is on screen

not a show that fetishizes lesbian women and has them fall for the straight white man

(Source: winston5mith, via hellomynameiswash)

Nice indicator dickhead!

Australian proverb

(via solightemup)

(Source: pages135-137, via thiscouldmeandanger)

dexbonus:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

omfg

(via absurdgo)

(Source: burgertv)

bigquidditchhero:

3rd September 1991

Dear Mum and Dad,

Sorry it has taken me so long to write but I’ve been really busy. Hogwarts is great, lessons are really interesting. Transfiguration is hard but I like Professor McGonagall. When I told her that she was Dad’s favourite teacher she made a sort of harrumphing noise but she looked like she was smiling a bit and people say she doesn’t do that often. I think Potions could be good but Professor Snape is a ******** (Ron’s brothers said it but I think it’s too rude to say to you).

Ron is the boy I met on the train, his dad is nice Mr Weasley from the Ministry. He’s in Gryffindor too like me. Hagrid said he told you I was in Gryffindor so I hope that doesn’t come as a surprise. Gryffindor!!!!!! I had tea with Hagrid today. He said to tell Dad that the eggs are hatching. I thought I probably shouldn’t ask.
We have flying lessons soon and I’m really excited about that though I wish you’d let me bring my broom. I don’t think anyone would have noticed. You let me bring Dungbombs so I don’t really see why it’s a problem. I haven’t duelled anyone yet either so I think I deserve a reward for that. I know it’s only been three days but it’s still an acheiveme achievement.

It’s going to be strange not being at home for Sunday lunch. The food at Hogwarts is very good but it’s not the same and the treacle tart is not as good as yours Mum. Some of the other meals are better though sorry. I miss Sirius but he says he’s going to send me something cool soon and that I shouldn’t tell the teachers I’ve got it. He says if Professor McGonagall knows he’s sending me packages she’ll probably intercept the owls. There’s a girl called Hermione Granger who is annoying because she talks a lot about not fun things but she is a big fan of yours Mum. And Ron is a big fan of yours Dad. It feels like I’m famous when people hear Potter and ask about you two. I think people will expect me to be very clever and good at Quidditch but one out of two isn’t bad.

I have homework to do so I should probably go and do it. It’s only Charms though. Ron doesn’t like homework either, we play chess quite often, he’s really good. He’s really interested in the Muggle things I know though I told him he wouldn’t like meeting the Dursleys.
Also I know it’s early but Ron’s parents might be going to Romania for Christmas to visit his brother so can he come and stay with us?
I hope you are both all right and not missing me too much. Say hello to the cat for me please.

Love,
Harry James Potter

(via anxiouspineapples)

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

(via timeturner)

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

(via absurdgo)