In Snily you don’t say “i love you” you say “I’ve joined an organisation that wants to kill you and everyone you love and i’m going to spend the rest of my life taking the pain of my unrequited love out on innocent children including your son and his friends”. I think that’s beautiful.
A Doctor Who fan’s paradise will land in Sydney with Australia’s first ever Doctor Who pop-up shop opening its doors on Thursday 9 May at 7 Wilson Street, Newtown.
The Doctor Who pop-up shop will feature exclusive merchandise not currently available in Australian stores including the Doctor Who home range, which boasts a selection of stylish teapots, mugs, tea towels, notebooks, laptop covers and more.
Also on offer will be the popular range of toys, gifts, DVDs and books that Australian fans love and as a special treat fans will have the opportunity to have their photo taken in-store with a Dalek and a replica TARDIS.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
I'm Mya. Well, not really, but that's what I answer to most easily nowadays...
I roleplay as Lily Evans, Molly Prewett and Marlene McKinnon on the coolest HP RP forum around: Average Wizard Forum.
I completely and utterly idolise Lily Evans. I'm opinionated as all hell about her and I'm not even sorry.
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